Teresa babe! =)
a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“denise”
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”
“denephew”
i am laughing harder than i should
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Women and gentlemen, take note. [x]
I have NO idea what is happening in that second to last gif. I’m pretty sure it is the “and then make it a bow tie” step.
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Chicky dicks and I. Ol girrrrl is leaving for 3 weeks to Africa!! Had to pull a “one time for the one time” with this heffer!
Our last time partying Janelle before she leaves to Africa for a whole month!!! 😩😭😭😭
Love
“We do look very different, we’re older. Leo’s 37, I’m 36—were 21 and 22 when we made that film. You know, he’s fatter now—I’m thinner. It’s true though!”
He walked her down the aisle and gave her away at her wedding. I think that’s awesome. <3
I love this movie omg
I love them so much =’ )
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TERESA ANLAVAN
Bad skin, dark circles, thin brows, lazy eye, poofy damaged hair.
These are just some of my imperfections… Something that I’m learning to do is to not covering them up. Im starting to realize bad skin, dark circles, thin brows, lazy eye, and poofy hair is what makes me perfect. That is what makes me TERESA ANLAVAN😌. If I did cover them up, I’d just be something like a basic chick
